When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
crushes always starting like “oh wow he’s cute and pretty oh love is wonderful” then after a week it’ll already have turned to “god fucking shit why can’t it stop please i beg of you”
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
We kill the Zubatman